This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and warm comfort together. A vintage-style illustration of a smiling woman hugging a horse sits above the tongue-in-cheek line “Horses make me feel less murdery,” printed in soft, worn-black ink that complements the lived-in color of the fabric. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton drape easily over jeans or riding breeches, and the soft, garment-dyed texture feels like an old favorite from the first wear. It’s for riders and animal lovers who wear their dark humor proudly — an everyday shirt that sparks laughter during barn chores, casual meetups, or slow weekend mornings with coffee and hay in the air.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean