Horse Lover T-Shirt — "Horses Make Me Feel Less Murdery" Vintage Graphic
Horse Lover T-Shirt — "Horses Make Me Feel Less Murdery" Vintage Graphic
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Horse Lover T-Shirt — "Horses Make Me Feel Less Murdery" Vintage Graphic
Gildan Merch Size Chart
| Product | Size | Shirt Length | Chest Width |
|---|---|---|---|
| T-Shirts | XS | 27" | 16" |
| & Tank Tops | S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" | |
| L | 30" | 22" | |
| XL | 31" | 24" | |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | |
| 6XL | 36" | 34" | |
| Sweatshirts | XS | 26" | 18" |
| & Hoodies | S | 27" | 20" |
| M | 28" | 22" | |
| L | 29" | 24" | |
| XL | 30" | 26" | |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" | |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" | |
| 4XL | 33" | 32" | |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" |
- T-Shirts, Long Sleeves & Tank Tops: regular/classic fit with similar core body measurements across styles.
- Sweatshirts & Hoodies: wider chest measurements for layering comfort and thicker fleece material.
- Tank top and long sleeve measurements may vary slightly depending on style/model.
- Chest width is measured flat across the garment from armpit to armpit.
- Measurements are based on official Gildan adult sizing references and may vary slightly by model.
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Product Details
Product Details
This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee brings dry humor and warm comfort together. A vintage-style illustration of a smiling woman hugging a horse sits above the tongue-in-cheek line “Horses make me feel less murdery,” printed in soft, worn-black ink that complements the lived-in color of the fabric. The relaxed fit and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton drape easily over jeans or riding breeches, and the soft, garment-dyed texture feels like an old favorite from the first wear. It’s for riders and animal lovers who wear their dark humor proudly — an everyday shirt that sparks laughter during barn chores, casual meetups, or slow weekend mornings with coffee and hay in the air.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft and long-lasting
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz) with relaxed, comfortable fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched for durability
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Size Chart
Size Chart
Gildan Merch Size Chart
Official Adult Apparel Measurements • Inches
T-Shirt (Short Sleeve, Long Sleeve) & Tank Tops
| Size | Shirt Length | Chest Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" |
| 6XL | 36" | 34" |
Sweatshirts & Hoodies
| Size | Shirt Length | Chest Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 26" | 18" |
| S | 27" | 20" |
| M | 28" | 22" |
| L | 29" | 24" |
| XL | 30" | 26" |
| 2XL | 31" | 28" |
| 3XL | 32" | 30" |
| 4XL | 33" | 32" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" |
Fit Notes:
- T-Shirts, Long Sleeves & Tank Tops: regular/classic fit with similar core body measurements across styles.
- Sweatshirts & Hoodies: wider chest measurements for layering comfort and thicker fleece material.
- Chest width is measured flat across the garment from armpit to armpit.
- Tank top and long sleeve measurements may vary slightly depending on style/model.
- Measurements are based on official Gildan adult sizing references and may vary slightly by model.